Useless Junk of the Day

lack of information can be misinformation in a foreign land where a man cannot understand the local dialect

we pull up in front of illusions and right away the first thing you notice is about 4 dime pieces sitting at the outside table chillin and hanging out 2 red bones and two carmel honies all with perfect skin beautiful long hair and roughly 18- 22 years old as we walked up they said hola and although I could have said hola back I said “hello” this shit set of a frenzy of chicas to gain my attention while by swarming around me and smiling and giving me that innocent take me away come hither or just plain fuck me look…. at this exact moment I felt like a king

im hangin at the bar having a brugal slowy fading into drunkedness when this female comes and stand in front of the other ones vying for my attention and hits me with a smile so beautiful I fucked up my boxers… TMI , I know but really thats how pretty she was. since she did not speak any english her friend had to translate for me… she said she liked me and that she was married but the relationship wasnt going to well and that she had a fetish for american men she had seen on TV but had never been with one…… I was thinking about what a shame it would be to not bless her with the pleasure, the more we talked the more the other chicks started to fall back as if to show her respect because it was obvious I was feeling this young chica… im buzzed, shorty all over me smelling like spring flowers and love and the music is mid level with a medium light in the place…..if a black man could ever be on cloud 9 then shit im guessin this is where I was

………but wait……

body language is universal and thers something about the conversation her titties are having with my eyes that has me slightly on the defensive

then it hit me

this was a whore house

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………the plaza real…………

for 45 bucks a night I had a two room apartment with tile floors and a full kitchen ( mini fridge and hot plate) ceiling fans in each room with a view of the beach across the street.

I put my bag down picked my cigs and condoms up and headed out the door.

the plaza real is like an apartment complex / hotel / resort all built into place. with a poolside bar and a resturant in the back. I had decided mentally that we would only spend 1 day here and keep it movin back toward santo domingo

but……….

while I was down in the front lobby knocking down some work on the computer …. my friend was in the pool and had already started flirting with the chick who owned the poolside bar so when I walked out the hotel office all I heard was Draeeeeeee yo come jump in man the waters great… I look toward the pool and the he in that biotch chillin with two chicas one a short red bone and the other a honey brown….. theses were the chicks that owned / worked at the swim up pool bar.

up to this point its been moving constant since we got off the plane and truth be told I was somewhat tired…… then I saw her shake her ass… I ordered a presidente and started what would turn out to be the first of at least 30

we sat at the poolside bar and kicked it with these chicks and drank and listened to their music from around 1 PM until 9 PM these chicks seemed to be crazy about us so for the most part we just chilled out and fed off the attention ( this was like some reverse sex role type stuff where the man is the object of a bunch of chicks attention… amazin mane amazin)

at about 9:30 the broads was ready to close their bar down. they said they were gonna go home and change then come back and spend the night partying with us……..so we waited

hhahahaha at 11:30 PM the hotel security told us that they had called and said they wasnt gonna be able to make it because of the rain and that they were real sorry etc etc and that they would make it up to us…

I wasnt nad because being stood up in the states can happen anytime plus it really was raining and they were riding 2 deep on a motor scooter

so now we think what the fuck we gone do….. in the DR there are two things that are for sale no matter what time of day or where you are…. taxi’s and pussy

we walked out onto the strip that rides the shore all the way down ( imagine A1A in daytona with aprox 1/5 the hotels and shops, the first car that drive by we flag them down and tell them ” mi americano” CHICAS?

we jump in the car with this guy and he starts tellin us about the diffrent spots all around the place he speaks of this club illusions that isnt far… he says the place is always packed with girls and that they will go crazy when the see americano….so lets go

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I had planned to rent a car but after hearing all the horror stories about driving in the DR I changed my mind and decided I would just cab it around the country. I had planned to spend most of my time in santo domingo but the previous day in boca chica went so fast I forgot all about santo domingo and took the cabbies advice when he told me to check out juan dolio. Driving along the the main highway road that goes east to west and connect santo domingo and boca chica and I think the other place was called san jose or san pedro you see nothing but ran down battered houses and beach all the way

upon ariving in juan dolio the cabbie stopped to holler at some cats on bikes and ask them where should we stay if we were looking to party away from the regular tourist and that we were street savvy enough to hold our own

………the plaza real…………

for 45 bucks a night I had a two room bungalow apartment with tile floors and a full kitchen ( mini fridge and hot plate) ceiling fans in each room with a view of the beach across the street.

I put my bag down picked my cigs and condoms up and headed out the door.

………….next : The Concept of Sankie and its effects on mongers like me visiting the DR as well as how me and the homie reversed sanki some chicks … also club illusions , the street fest in san pedro … the american from boston creepin and dominican ghetto + german tourist = a shank, brugal and cocaine = us stranded in the hood at 5 am about 30 minutes from our hotel ,,, almost watched a murder , club illusions, the casino, martel or some shi† like that andstreet fest day 2

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so we go to bed and after sleeping with one eye open I realized that she wasnt gonna pull no stuff and that most likely she was just all over a me because I was from the sates and I was handing out pesos like free milk

Its 10AM and I awake forgeting where I am and what had happened the day before the first thing that hit my mind was who was this chick sleepin on my chest and while I laid there looking at the ceiling trying to gather my thoughts like a teen coming down off extasy . I remeber that im in the DR and that this chick a dime …. and that her cousin a shady dude on a dirtbike with no headlights

with no other option…. I tap that ass again

She wanted to cook me a big dominican dinner and let me meet the rest of her family etc etc so I told her ok but that I had to make a run and would be back later… I told her we would go to the movies and hangout etc etc and that I would spent the rest of my days in the DR fallin in love with her…..I then proceeded to pack my stuff and haul ass outta boca chica

next stop

jaun dolio and the plaza real hotel

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the chick I was with started getting super clingy… wanting to hold my hand all up under me and shit pretty much how I might have been on her if we had been in the states… but man… I felt like a king here…

so we in the party and im dissing fuckin dime piece chicks left and right like its a line for me to diss them

im gone skip ahead a little here

so we back in the room this chick in love ( think usa visa) and im still paranoid about her cousin

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game reconize game and the more the night went on this chick was starting to look familar… but she was a dime and the pussy was tight enough to make a ufc fighter tap out

…so im like fuck it I dont mind playin the game wit this chick so I tap that ass few more times and now its bout 4AM she starts talkin about how she hungry so im like ok let go get some food me and her walk downstairs and to the left to the end of the block and I notice a party just gettin started and even more even finer broads like 25 pieces walking around smellin clean and lookin sexy and im walkin around with a 15 piece…. they like americano americano ….. im like like yeahhhhhhh biotch im americano whats up

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she looked me right in the eye and said she really like me and that she couldnt go thru with it… she said her cousin wanted her to ask me for money but that since she started liking me that she didnt feel right about it……. ( in my mind im thinkin dont tell me this biotch a prostitute)

she went on to explain that she was in college and that the men in the DR suck and she didnt know a mans cock ( true story ) could get as big as mine is….. mi amor she said mi amor meaning ( my love or somethin close to it)

I told her I liked her too and said fuck her cousin I would deal with him later. I went to the halway balcony and looked down and yep here this fool was right in front of the hotel sittin on his bike waiting for her to come down.

I went back in the room and told her she can stay the night and that I would call her a cab tomorrow. I told her to wait in the room while I go talk to her cousin… the first thing that come out this guys mouth is ..” can I have some pesos” I pulled 40 pesos out my pocket and handed it to his friend who was sittin next to him ( 40 pesos = roughly $1.10)

I went back upstairs

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3, 4 and even 5 people on 1 dirt bike is a common sight in the DR and since they dont seem to have a speed limit we got back to the hotel quick

its about 12 AM when we get to the hotel and motherfuckin people still everywhere people sellin shi† in the streets drinking and a party can start like a storm among any given random group of people standing around….it feels like every single chick on the island is looking at me and they all know my name …. mi americano

so yeah I cant lie fµck it… I took shorty upstairs and put magnum XL’s to the ultimate test….. missionary - t-bone doggystyle space shuutle and hammer pound….. ya boy worked it out hahahhahahah the cat was the tightest I eva had in my life plus not to mention this was the most beautiul young woman I had ever seen or touched….i didnt last long

shes lying on my chest and staring at me then a tear rolled down her eye…………..WTF????????????

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now remember we on dirtbike like motorcycles and shi†…. so we get to this neighborhood where its obvious no one has AC and the dude driving me jump off and knock on this door this young chick round 17 opens and he said some shi† to her and she close the door back. when she come back she on the phone and talking to the moto concho cat at the same time ( the chick on the other end of the line was his cousin)

he was like we gotta go get her from her friend house so im like cool fµck it we get there and as soon as I see this chick I almost started crying outloud because of how fine she was was… the biotch was so beautiful I swear I felt love at first site

she walked and I kissed her hand and started my usaul attempt to use hand signals to communicate what I was saying…. she spoke and in english said… you dont have to do that I understand you

her skin was like the dew on sweet honey and her smile was pretty enough to give a cowardly lion courage….this broard was amazing

She asked why wasnt I scared to come to where she was etc etc and how did I meet her cousin etc etc after 30 minutes she was on the bike with us heading back to hamilton hotel

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so I go into pacos and somebody told them ahead of time that Americans were coming .. man the chicks lined up like we were missionarys bringin food and news that the war was about to end

—- let me pause to make an oberservation —- dominican women are the most beautiful women on earth—- end observation

so we in there having a ball bouncin around actin the dam fool like we do in the states and they lookin at our ass like we slap ass crazy hahahahahah the owner is the DJ and the door man and he put on this music called buchaca and this female that makes beyonce look like whoopi goldberg walk up and grab my hand and start dancing and smiling and talking softly in spanish… I have no clue what the hell she was saying but it sounded good so I start tryna do the buchacha dance ( think merengae with soul )

she hold me close like her life depended on it and im trippin cause truth be told…. I would not even be able to open the door for this girl in the states… thats how fine she was my boy lovo translated to me that she wanted to go with me and im thinking this shi† cant be for real 1st day and already a goddess looking chick wants to go with me… dammit man

I told her to give me her number because I still hadnt fully fell into the vibe of the country… here is where I learned my second word ” telephono” = telephone

we told the cats who drove us there on the bikes that we was ready to leave. The one cat wanted to hook me up with his cousin who lived in the hood and said we should ride over there and let him introduce her ( here is where I learned dominican game)

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