HOW TO: Convince her to have anal sex
Monday, April 14th, 2008 Write a comment
Here’s what works for me.
You have to condition them that sexual pleasure is always present when there is something in her ass or some kind of ass play. Even if the cause of the sexual pleasure for her, isn’t the ass aspect, it should have convinced her enough to try it. Thus, whenever messing around, always rub the outside of her asshole, usually with your thumb.
A good trick when you are hitting from behind is to rub it with your thumb without sticking in your thumb. Eventually you can kind of rub it open. It’s not by sticking your thumb in pointy side first, but like you are pressing with the ball of your thumb.
Back to the main point…
Whenever you are eating her out, or having sex and her pleasure is increasing, always have a digit there or some kind of presence. As she is getting ready to cum, slowly slide in more and more fingers or increase the presence.
You can’t do it too quick or you will mess up. Then she will equate things in her ass to ruining her orgasm, rather than contributing to them. Even if she derives no pleasure from something in her ass, in her mind, she will realize whenever she comes theres something in her ass. Thus, something in her ass can make her cum. Creating the perfect girlfriend is a lot like training a dog. Sometimes you have to trick them, but it’s out of love. The anal thing is an art, and it took me all of college to figure out.
Your chances.
85% of girls will be down with you playing with their ass and you should be able to get them to equate getting off with shit in their ass. Eat a lot of pussy, and after she’s really fucking hot, then start fucking with her ass and escalate it till she gets off. Now some chicks just freak out when they feel anything in their ass. If thats the case, dump her.
Now, when you get her to let you have anal sex, make sure she’s drunk and make sure you put more oil on that shit than an F-1 car. Take it slow, and don’t go more than half way in the first time. Even if she’s digging it, take it slow. Don’t comment on there being any shit on your dick, even if there is, and tell her how sexy she looks.
About Her.
What you are trying to do is subconsciously equate her being beautiful (or funny, or smart or whatever it is she wants to be) with taking it in the ass. You know what sells to your girlfriend. You want to equate that action with whatever she wants to be. This works for anything.
Learn how she wants to be seen, when you want to reinforce that behavior. When the behavior is present, you make them feel how they want to feel. Again, it’s an art and it takes practice. You know, you really gotta dog a chick when they do what you want.
A big part of the fun of doing a chick in the ass is you get to give them grief about it, and ’shame’ them for it afterwards. Don’t do this after the first time. Don’t do it after the third time. Wait until it’s on the menu for sure.
Let’s say you are sitting next to her with an audience of her parents. Lean into her ear and whisper, “(insert her father’s name here) daughter just had a big angry cock in her ass” Watch her choke on her water and laugh to yourself.
Signs to Watch.
Remember, NO means NO, except…
- if she says it in any of the following ways you’re good - whispers, teasingly, jokingly, as she pants from the sex, as she is bouncing still on your cock, as she pushes herself back onto your dick.
- if she says these you aren’t - ouch; stops the sex altogether and says no; punches your throat; starts crapping all over; pukes on you…
You’ll know if she likes it because if she does she’ll be going double time. If she doesn’t, she’ll be crying, so 50/50.
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Pat Riley alienates players
Friday, March 7th, 2008 Write a CommentPlayers: Riley’s tactics alienate
By CHRIS PERKINS
Palm Beach Post Staff Writer
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
MIAMI - Lamar Odom was neither shocked nor offended the first time the Heat medical staff gently pinched the flesh above his hipbone with a pair of calipers to measure his body fat.
“It was cool because I was in shape,” said Odom, a Heat forward in 2003-04 who now plays for the Los Angeles Lakers.
It wasn’t cool for Antoine Walker, who was suspended by coach Pat Riley last year for exceeding a team-mandated body-fat limit.
Walker, a forward who was traded in October to the Minnesota Timberwolves, said the Heat checked his body fat weekly.
“Every Monday,” he said. “It gets nitpicky at times.”
That kind of hard-nosed approach - which in the past also manifested itself in unusually exhausting practices - might be why NBA players questioned recently by Sports Illustrated said Riley was the coach for whom they would least like to play.
He was No. 1 in a runaway. Riley received 28 percent of the votes among 242 players interviewed. Utah Jazz coach Jerry Sloan, New York Knicks coach Isiah Thomas and former Chicago Bulls coach Scott Skiles were next at 12 percent each.
Riley, who has won five NBA titles as a head coach, said he isn’t bothered by the unscientific poll.
“Two years ago I was the most favored guy to play for,” he said, referring to the Heat’s championship season of 2005-06.
His image could be a factor when he hunts for free agents this summer to help rebuild the Heat, which this season is the NBA’s worst team at 11-46.
Again, Riley, who also is president of the team, said he isn’t concerned.
“I’ll find the guys who like me. Don’t worry,” he said.
Lakers coach Phil Jackson, who was fifth in the poll at 4 percent, said there’s no doubt that Riley runs “a tight ship.”
“He’s going to make you work,” Jackson said. “A lot of players I’ve coached, Lamar, for example, thought (Riley) dramatically improved their game.”
But asked if he would have wanted to play for Riley, Jackson - a Knicks and Nets forward for 12 seasons - smiled and responded with an emphatic “no.”
Walker likely would say the same thing given the chance to play again for Riley, 62.
“He’s a great coach. Don’t get me wrong,” Walker said. “I think the league has kind of passed him by.
“You have to be able to relate with players, the modern-day players. Guys are younger. Guys make a lot of money now.”
While the Heat still conducts regular body-fat checks, lengthy practices are a thing of the past. Riley concedes he has softened his approach since returning to the bench in December 2005 after a two-year hiatus. He has said his lack of toughness contributed to the team’s first-round playoff exit last year and dismal performance this year.
Still, his reputation as a taskmaster survives. Players remember that the legend who built his reputation as coach of the Lakers and Knicks used to put trash cans on the practice court to accommodate players who had to vomit.
“You hear stories about guys throwing up in the summertime and those crazy workouts and that kind of scares a lot of guys,” Odom said. “I was 24, 23 (years old) when I got there and that was exactly what I needed.
“Made me into a man quick.”
Sacramento Kings forward Ron Artest, who can opt out of his contract and become a free agent at season’s end, has heard the same stories. He said they don’t scare him.
“He’s got a couple of rings, so he did what he had to do,” Artest said. “I’m not thinking about playing for him, but I wouldn’t have a problem playing for a guy who pushes his players.”
Former NBA coach Mike Fratello, now a TV analyst, said there is a breed that would relish playing for Riley.
“They’re the Marines,” Fratello said. “You can go to the Army, you can go to the Navy, you can go to the Air Force, or you can be a Marine. There’s that group of players who want to be Marines.”
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