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HOW TO: Convince her to have anal sex

Monday, April 14th, 2008 Write a comment

Here’s what works for me.

You have to condition them that sexual pleasure is always present when there is something in her ass or some kind of ass play. Even if the cause of the sexual pleasure for her, isn’t the ass aspect, it should have convinced her enough to try it. Thus, whenever messing around, always rub the outside of her asshole, usually with your thumb.

A good trick when you are hitting from behind is to rub it with your thumb without sticking in your thumb. Eventually you can kind of rub it open. It’s not by sticking your thumb in pointy side first, but like you are pressing with the ball of your thumb.

Back to the main point…

Whenever you are eating her out, or having sex and her pleasure is increasing, always have a digit there or some kind of presence. As she is getting ready to cum, slowly slide in more and more fingers or increase the presence.

You can’t do it too quick or you will mess up. Then she will equate things in her ass to ruining her orgasm, rather than contributing to them. Even if she derives no pleasure from something in her ass, in her mind, she will realize whenever she comes theres something in her ass. Thus, something in her ass can make her cum. Creating the perfect girlfriend is a lot like training a dog. Sometimes you have to trick them, but it’s out of love. The anal thing is an art, and it took me all of college to figure out.

Your chances.

85% of girls will be down with you playing with their ass and you should be able to get them to equate getting off with shit in their ass. Eat a lot of pussy, and after she’s really fucking hot, then start fucking with her ass and escalate it till she gets off. Now some chicks just freak out when they feel anything in their ass. If thats the case, dump her.

Now, when you get her to let you have anal sex, make sure she’s drunk and make sure you put more oil on that shit than an F-1 car. Take it slow, and don’t go more than half way in the first time. Even if she’s digging it, take it slow. Don’t comment on there being any shit on your dick, even if there is, and tell her how sexy she looks.

About Her.

What you are trying to do is subconsciously equate her being beautiful (or funny, or smart or whatever it is she wants to be) with taking it in the ass. You know what sells to your girlfriend. You want to equate that action with whatever she wants to be. This works for anything.

Learn how she wants to be seen, when you want to reinforce that behavior. When the behavior is present, you make them feel how they want to feel. Again, it’s an art and it takes practice. You know, you really gotta dog a chick when they do what you want.

A big part of the fun of doing a chick in the ass is you get to give them grief about it, and ’shame’ them for it afterwards. Don’t do this after the first time. Don’t do it after the third time. Wait until it’s on the menu for sure.

Let’s say you are sitting next to her with an audience of her parents. Lean into her ear and whisper, “(insert her father’s name here) daughter just had a big angry cock in her ass” Watch her choke on her water and laugh to yourself.

Signs to Watch.

Remember, NO means NO, except…

  • if she says it in any of the following ways you’re good - whispers, teasingly, jokingly, as she pants from the sex, as she is bouncing still on your cock, as she pushes herself back onto your dick.
  • if she says these you aren’t - ouch; stops the sex altogether and says no; punches your throat; starts crapping all over; pukes on you…

You’ll know if she likes it because if she does she’ll be going double time. If she doesn’t, she’ll be crying, so 50/50.

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The Power of Online Dating

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 Write a Comment

Why Internet Dating?

I’m a skinny guy, bout 6′3, by no means ugly, but by no means a bulging muscle bound model. I’ve always been a little shy, which is fine, always been a little awkward in social situations, never had much confidence in myself around women.

I had NO luck with dating. When I was 16 I got lucky and landed a girlfriend, and we were together for 3 years, but after that, I went 3 years without even 1 date. Partly because I was consumed with work and partly because I was turning women off with the way I acted around them.

But about 2 years ago I got fed up with being dateless and looking around and seeing UGLY guys with girlfriends and in most cases HOT girls. I thought if these guys are meeting these women and they’re not rich, successful or even good looking, I must be doing something wrong.

What these guys had that I didn’t have was the right attitude, the right frame of mind, and I get into this in the next chapter. So I learned everything I could about women, psychology, what makes women attracted to certain types of guys and I even read a book called “sperm wars” which is all about evolution.

I now am able to meet, talk to and date beautiful women like it’s the easiest thing in the world to do, and the only thing that changed about me was my attitude and the skills and knowledge I learnt from making lots of mistakes. I didn’t get more attractive, I didn’t become mega rich, I just learnt to be what women want.

Step 1: Understanding The Law Of Attraction!

For women attraction isn’t a choice, they either feel it for you or they don’t, it’s that simple. If a woman doesn’t feel attraction for you from the start, they more then likely never will. You cannot convince a woman to feel attraction for you. Let me explain, Just because you’re rich, attractive, successful, drive a nice car, take her to fancy dinners, buy her expensive things, that won’t make her feel attraction for you. I know, it’s not logical I get it, but women don’t choose mates on logic. They might say they do, but they don’t.

Women choose mates by their level of attraction they have for them (unless they are money hungry women after you for only your wallet) and not for what you can give them in return.

Men seem to think bribing women with gifts will make them fall in love with you, but it has the total opposite effect, women see this as you needing their approval because you don’t think you are worthy enough to date them without having to buy them things in return.

Why do you think so many women get into relationships with bad boys who treat them terribly? Because these guys trigger an attraction inside these women. It’s not logical, I know, but it’s a fact. I’m not saying you have to treat women terribly to make them feel attraction for you, but you don’t have to cater to a womans every need.

Women would rather date a poor guy with no money who’s charming, funny, cocky and just a fun date then a guy who’s rich, buys them things and is stuffy and boring. Women want what women want and you can either be what they want or be what they don’t want, it’s your choice.

This isn’t about changing you to suit women, it’s about showing you that you don’t need to do all these things to make women attracted to you, you don’t need to bribe them, you don’t need to stress if one woman doesn’t like you, this is your life, you choose who you date, not the other way around.

What Women Want

Women when asked will say they want a nice guy who treats them like a princess and pretty much have no balls of his own. They like the idea of getting flowers and having a sensitive guy to talk to about their problems.All women will tell you they want to date the nice guy or that they can never seem to find a nice guy to date.

The problem is this isn’t exactly correct. These women aren’t lying when they say they want these things…. on the surface they do, because it makes sense, it makes sense to want a guy like this, but on a subconscious level, they really want a man who takes control and acts like a man should

So what qualities do women want in men?

Men! Read and understand this and hardwire the next statement into your brain! What women have always wanted and always will want are men who act like men! NOT wussy boys who hang on to their every word and seek their for approval for every darn thing!

I know this sounds harsh, but it’s true.

Have you ever noticed the following?

When you give a girl a compliment or tell a girl how beautiful she is she shy away from you ? BUT when you notice a flaw about her she will get more involved in the conversation and take you more seriously.

Have you ever noticed….

When you buy girls gifts and take them to expensive dinners they end up later that night thanking you for a great evening and going out with another guy? But if you just go for a quick drink and act like you are equals she feels attracted to you because you’re not catering to her every whim.

Have you noticed when….

You call a girl often after a date and she seems distant and funny but when you don’t call her and you act like you’re busy and could live with her or without her, she won’t stop calling you. Women don’t want to be catered to, hounded, and treated like princesses or any other rubbish your mother told you about dating.

What Women Want From Men

This is from my experience what women want from a man …..

They Want You To Be Confident

They Want You To Take The Lead

They DON’T Want You To Get Emotional

They Want You To Be Fun With No Hang Ups

They Want You To Make Them Laugh

They Want You To Make Them Wonder

They Want You To Be Interesting

They Want You To Know What You Want From Life

Want to learn how to do those things…. read on!

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How to make a tazer out of a 1 time use camera!

Sunday, March 16th, 2008 Write a Comment

I will now tell you how to make a tazer out of those items and how to use the thing when you are done! Here are the following steps to remember…

1) Disassemble camera
2) Remove battery & film canister
3) Disable the electric charge
4) Remove circuit board
5) Add paper clips & duct tape
6) Reassemble & use
7) Repeat as needed for more tazers

Items needed: Duct tape, 2 paper clips, metal object, used up one time use camera, sharp edge.

See the tape in the picture above? Do not use that tape, use duct tape. I am stupid so I am going ahead to use this flammable tape.

*Disassemble camera

See this camera? It is a Kodak Max Flash Camera. To make a tazer, you can use any sort of camera that is one time use and has a flash installed in it. Personally I prefer the Walmart Fujifilm cameras because I can easily install it in here and it has a switch interface for the flash. I had trouble installing the equipment inside this camera. Note: Be sure the film is used up so you don’t ruin the film canister itself.

You need to remove a section of the camera. Take some sharp edged object and shift it around on the camera edges where it looks like it can break apart to remove a piece of the camera covering.

*Remove battery & film canister

See the battery and film canister inside the camera? You will need to remove those to get to the circuit board. It’s best that you remove the battery first to stop yourself from shocking your body. Next remove the film canister. You can still redeem the canister for photos at your local photo shop. If there is a little bit of film still sticking out, turn the knob on the top of the film canister so film won’t stick out anymore.

*Disable electric charge

This one is really dangerous so make sure you don’t have any flammable items near the circuit board or camera. Grab some long metal object and hold it in your hand tightly. Flip over the camera so that the lens is facing you like in the above picture.

See the green circle in the above picture? That is where you are going to place the metal object. Slowly slide the metal object on the spikes near that flash battery. After a few seconds you will see a large spark come out with a loud sound accompanying it. Make sure not to burn yourself!

Look on the area where you touched the metal and on the metal itself. You will see that it will be burnt crisp. This is natural, don’t worry about it.

*Remove circuit board
Now we are onto easier things. To remove the circuit board, all you have to do is just pull it out. Make sure you don’t break anything though or expect to use up a new camera.

*Add paper clips & duct tape

Turn the circuit board over so that the brown side is showing.

Bend the paper clips so that it’s a fishing hook. Now attach the paper clips to the metal wires attached to the flash battery as seen in the green circle on the picture above the paper clip hook picture. Bend the hook so that it will touch itself and not fall off the wires. Do the same to the other wire attached to the flash battery. Now duct tape in-between the 2 wires because if those paperclips touch each other, the tazer will not operate. Once you have that done, reassemble the camera together.

*Reassemble & use

Put the case and battery back together then bend the straight ends of the paper clip so that they look properly installed. Tape it all back together, making sure not to tape the flash button or the flash indicator.
Now try it! Remember, the tazer will only work on electrocutable things, so don’t expect to see sparks on rubber products.

Oh yeah one more thing, don’t expect the tazer to shoot out an electric stream between the 2 paperclips, it doesn’t do it here.
I had 2 slashes on my thigh from tazer burns. They were from an earlier made tazer using a AAA battery. Those wounds took almost a month to heal. When I tested it on myself, I had 2 shocks on the thigh, 2 on a shoulder, 1 on my stomach (it turned my stomach from flab to a 6 pack for a second), 1 on my chest, 1 on my butt cheek, and 1 on my back. If you use it on someone or on yourself, expect to experience a large sharp pain for a second, then some burn wounds. If you use it on metal, expect a large flurry of sparks.

*Ideas not tested
An underwater tazer. Imagine using a used up underwater one-time use camera and installing a tazer in it. Good for fishing, but may only have a 1-inch diameter in water shock.

Tazer prod. Install the tazer onto a long stick and turn on the charge. That would be a nice prod.

Tazer knife. Take the circuit board of the tazer and install it on a knife. May have damaging results. Of course it could result in large sparks.

I hope you liked this guide and maybe it will be useful to you.

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How to disappear in the U.S. without a trace

Thursday, March 13th, 2008 1 Comment

Section 1: What will be discussed in this how-to essay

There are many valid reasons to want to disappear from society. There are many shady reasons, also. While the whys of disappearing will not be covered, you will get my opinions on how to disappear successfully.

This essay discusses what I consider the most important points disappearing and remaining successfully hidden in American society.

  • If you want to hide from a moral responsibility — such as child support — stop reading this right now and shoot yourself. This web page isn’t for you. If you want to commit a crime and try to get away with it, don’t be an idiot because you will get caught. It’s simply a matter of when and nothing on this web page will help you.

    If you are thinking of running from an abusive ex-husband or ex-boyfriend who wishes to do you harm, I wish you the very best and hope that some of these suggestions and contact references prove helpful though most of it, I’m afraid, is probably unworkable, silly suggestions that won’t help you one bit.

  • If you are thinking about taking your children with you, DON’T! Bring yourself and your children to a shelter in another State but for no reason should you ever drag your children around with you while on the run or while hiding. They don’t deserve the abuse and you’re being selfish if you try.

    If you need help caring for your children but need to run from a dangerous spouse, ex-spouse, girl/boy friend, or ex-girl/boy friend, dial 1-800-4ACHILD and ask about what your options are for your safety and the safety of your child or children. Call before you leave if possible but most certainly call someone if you and your children must flee.

  • Also: The number of the National Domestic Violence Hotline is 1-800-799-7233.The authorities will be highly motivated into tracking you down if you bring your kids with you as well. Think about what’s best for those you leave behind and, as difficult as it will be leave them behind!
  • While there are many shelters for women, finding a shelter for yourself and your children if you are a man is going to be difficult. References provided toward the end of the essay should be helpful in this regard yet understand that if you’re a man fleeing spousal abuse, America just doesn’t care too much about you. A man still has many options, however, yet, in America, there are fewer than for a woman.Women who make allegations of child abuse against their husbands, ex-husbands, or ex-boyfriends are likely to be considered truthful in American society in far greater percentages than such claims made by men against their female counterparts. A man who must take himself and his children away from an abusive female is likely to be accused of child abuse and American society is likely to believe the allegations. Because of this, whether you’re a man or a woman, protect yourself from such allegations by documenting abuses before you flee to a shelter with your children.

    Once at the shelter, make sure that a service worker at the shelter is given a copy of (or a chance to review) your documentation. It’s greatly unfortunate that you will have to face legal needs when you’re trying to escape from a criminally abusive person but legalities is something you must be prepared to face before you make your break. The fact that you took yourself to a children’s shelter or a battered-woman’s shelter goes a long way toward establishing your innocence in allegations likely to surface later.

    Women are assigned priority status when it comes to such things. If you are a man fleeing an abusive woman, understand that whatever you tell the authorities (or organizations which provide assistance) will be greeted with undue skepticism. Check the references at the end of this essay for organizations which specifically assist men.

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